10 Reasons for NOT missing the army
1. One Really Stupid Man and his retarded ideas. Wait...can you even consider what he says as ideas?
2. Bland and simply not palatable cook house food. No more of such torment!
3. Yellowed pillow and possibly stained mattress
4. Cleaning the four ceiling fans all by myself when I don't even have one directly above my bed.
5. Saying 'Yes, Sir' to people who do not even deserve such respect
6. Putting on a facade every single day or colloquially called 'wayang'
7. Exploiting and squeezing every single ounce of our brain juices for the interest of national service or so the commanders say.
8. Waking up at 6.00am for breakfast only to have to queue up together with a whole bunch of rowdy mono-intake recruits.
9. Icy cold water for every bath I take in camp.
10. Weekend guard duty. Enough said.
----- a lingering thought...
It is coming.
Coming really soon.
Gasp!
It's 5th November
Freedom
in it's absolute sense
